Oh good. It’s not just me that thinks Justin Bieber’s Someday perfume bottle top looks like a vagina.

Perhaps he means Someday his fans will become aware they have a vagina and the knob at the middle is a helpful guide for finding the clitoris when they do?

elledark:

Banksy on Advertising

“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are “The Advertisers” and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”

~ Banksy

…I got nothing.

skybound2:

WHAT IS THIS?!

Okay, I get that this ad is for a shoe sale, but…why the hell is she BALANCING a man’s shoe ON HER HEAD? How is that applicable to anything in life at all? I want to meet the marketing director in charge of this, and ask them what the reasoning was behind this decision.

I’m so confused.

“I Am The Home of Balance And Harmony, I Am Alora!”

This apartment block not only refers to itself in the first person but does so in sentence case. I think they were going for aspirational and inspiring, but actually got is an apartment block that lures in young and naive first-time buyers with insane promises so it can EAT THEM.

Yes, you are reading that right. This is a mascara that enables your eyelashes to exist in 4D. Spiky lengthy spacetime eyelashes can be yours, to make women jealous, men weak, and physicists shriek in rage as they pummel you to death with a copy of Science For Dummies.

Wonderstruck.

Because “Lobotomised” just doesn’t sound sexy.

…and like most of Kings Cross, have a pervasive drug problem, bad food, dodgy cops and a massive cast of visiting 19 year olds coked up to their ears and shrieking at each other like angry gibbons before settling down for a night of clubbing and a kebab and stabbing at 4am.

…I suspect I am not in Air Asia’s target demographic.

Carlton Dry’s new “Hello Beer” campaign has the tagline is “Destiny is calling - but beer is on the other line”.

This is also the most succinct yet catchy slogan I have ever heard for hardcore alcoholism. I look forward to their next posters, “Drink your life away” and “This is the beer of broken dreams”.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAYBE I WAS BORN WITH IT. MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE.

I’M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. IT’S MAYBELLINE.